I’m a nurse, and frankly, I don’t really care for politics. But I’m here to talk about the abandoned lot on Sullivan Street. 
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If his mother grinned, Meyer’s father definitely smirked, a genetic trait that Seth displayed during his years on “Weekend Update”, when a curl of the lip would let you know he was about to deliver a doozy.

"I get that from my dad, too. The Meyers family are all dimpled smirkers."

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alturnertivelyalturnertive:

Albums sorted by colour

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stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

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meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

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“I realized two things from an early age – I was insane and had some kind of comedic thing going on. My brain was wired to think about things in terms of how funny they were.”
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“I thought I was going to be an art teacher. I was way too scared to say I wanted to be an actor or a comedian. Then I took a performance-art class in college. You could do anything: People peed in jars and called it art. The class was silly, but I really liked performing. I had this theory that if you looked in the mirror and asked yourself a question, you had to tell yourself the truth. So, I asked, ‘What do you want to do?’ I stared in the mirror and said to myself, ‘I want to move to L.A. and be an actor.’ And that was that.”

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